Dear People of St Vincent and the Grenadines,

We the house slaves of Ralph Gonsalves have taken the wife of our Master as Hostage. The fate, of any government which sells the interests of its own people and betrays the nation and commits offences which furnish grounds for expulsion from power is known. We expect for the ruler of SVG the same fate as for the Manning of TNT. We anticipate this to happen to him and to the influential people who stand by him and who have sided with the Chavez and the Castro giving them free rein over the land of Vincentians. These are grave offences that are grounds for expulsion from the office. They shall be wiped out on December 13. We the house slaves CANNOT LET SUCH "TRAVESTY" TO HAPPEN.

We believe that the worst thieves in the world today and the worst politicians are the ULP minions. Nothing could stop the bulwood that is coming to us on December 13 and inorder to retain power; we have taken the view of by any means necessary. We have seen the difference between NDP and the ULP. As far as we are concerned, the NDP have the superior candidates and the best leader to navigate the country through these hard economic times, plus he doesn't reassurring kisses to policewomen or lawyers or feel up school girls. He is a wuss! It is this view that has led us to take such drastic action; we recognise that the ULP CANNOT WIN ON DECEMBER 13 and so have taken matters into our hand. We have taken sweet Eloise as hostage in exchange for votes. VOTE BACK ULP AND WE WILL FREE ELOISE...or else!

Just in case you think we are fooling around..here is a VIDEO of Eloise as proof;notice she is READING FROM A PREPARED SCRIPT...LOOK AT HOW SCARED SHE IS...she may not sleep in the same bed with our master but we don't care..we don't care how immoral he is..all we are concern about is to retain power. I know some of you may be wondering about the wisdom of our action or if it makes any phucking sense at all..well we are ULP afterall..commonsense is not really our forte...but what what we are in missing in commonsense, we will make it up with blind loyalty!...anyway, we don't care about all that commonsense thing...we just want to remain on the GRAVY TRAIN AND PHUCK EVERYTHING ELSE....yeah we don't mess around...we dread dread dread!..

VOTE ULP OR SWEET ELOISE WILL NO LONGER BE "FIRST LADY"

Yours truly Ralph's HOUSE SLaves:
De Powa of de Vincy
Wade Kojo Williams
Vincy
Anthony Assphat
Observer
JW
Chocalate con leeche
G.B Henry